Think life here's all fun and sun? Think again! It used to be pretty okay, but then i got this loser freak of a stepsister.

And she didn't come alone. She brought this big, stupid book about faeries. She said they were real, but did i believe her?

No.

I said it was all fake, Boy was i wrong. Now there are faeries everywhere! Everywhere! And they're not going away unless we help them!

Crap!